“IF ONLY!” you might think. If only the author had included sarcasm, comedy, spot on cultural references, and teenage angst, now that would be a fantasy novel I would definitely read. You are in luck, he did. So read on, Brave Reader, read on.
The Munchkin is in serious trouble. Children are being eaten and she has only two weeks to stop it. Outwitting Mobius, solving the riddles of Ariadne, getting through the Centaur Wood, Chicago traffic, and battling an unkillable Minotaur are just part of the battles she must face. All of that and she can’t even find a decent cup of coffee!